I have two.1. My mom fired up the oven to warm up before placing the turkey in it, Forgetting that she used the oven to store plastic and paper shopping bags.. The smoke alarm went off causing someone to call 911. Half the fire department came over sirens/lights and all. My Brother and me Laughing like banshees the rest of the day, which caused my dad to go totally bonkers . We never let my mom forget the whole incident .2. One rainy Christmas the roof started to leak. Naturally my dad went into full panic mode, yelling at everything and everyone. once we got the covering on the roof, dad starts shooting out orders yelling to the top of his lungs, waving his arms around like a madman. I yelled back at him that if he didn t control himself I was going to throw him off the roof. Now some neighbor heard this and called my mom to tell her i was going to kill dad and was asking my mom to call the cops. My mom told the neighbor call her back if my dad and myself killed each other, then she could set 2 less places at the table.Now you know why i m such a loon. Look up dysfunctional family and you see my family tree
Hi West I Just want to be alone this Christmas I am just planning to be by my self so I don t have to put up with all the crap !Steve
I saw Arnold and we partied all night in Akbar s Harem right off Sandpiper Street ( in the abandoned houses near LAX)
Be silent cat and return to your owner immediately!
Oh my lord! Your family is more crazy than mine