Why are all San Francisco cops fat? -

All cops of both genders seem really obese and out of shape.Don t they have to pass fitness tests? How do they get so fat?How do these humpty dumpty s chase criminals without having a heart attack?

Krispy Kreme Donuts, they get the job done.

This reminds me of two sayings I saw printed on a Venice beach t-shirt, of what not to say to any cop (Sheriff Deputy, Highway Patrol, Police Officer), Gee officer, I was speeding up to get out of your way to the donut shop or Gee officer, have you been eating a donut, your eyes look glazed .Most Academies do require that you are height and weight proportioned before you start.

Are you kidding? There s far worse out there... and I don t really think they re unusually fat.

** Is it time to generalize already?I thought we did that right after lunch. **

Anyone in SE MI or NW OH know of any upcoming performances of The Nutcracker? -

I seem to have missed them all! Anyone know of ANY upcoming performances in SE Michigan or NW Ohio?THANKS!

I knew if you asked it wouldn t be easy. It already showed but is now gone from the Fisher, Fox, Opera House and in AA at the Michigan.I did find it in GR though: http://www.mycityrocks.com/theatre_ticke��Have a great time!EDIT: Better call Devos Hall... wait til you see what this site is charging - can t be right!!!

only in NYC! No good to you!

Whats a good piercing place in Seattle? -

I m specifically looking for one that will pierce a 17-year-old s tongue with parental consent.

Seven Duece in federal way, it pretty good. Lol. not in seattle but its only a 30 minute drive away.They pierce anyone over 15 with parental consent.depends on the peircing though.

whatever you have there in seattle