Thursday, December 22, 2011

Why are all San Francisco cops fat? -

All cops of both genders seem really obese and out of shape.Don t they have to pass fitness tests? How do they get so fat?How do these humpty dumpty s chase criminals without having a heart attack?

Krispy Kreme Donuts, they get the job done.

This reminds me of two sayings I saw printed on a Venice beach t-shirt, of what not to say to any cop (Sheriff Deputy, Highway Patrol, Police Officer), Gee officer, I was speeding up to get out of your way to the donut shop or Gee officer, have you been eating a donut, your eyes look glazed .Most Academies do require that you are height and weight proportioned before you start.

Are you kidding? There s far worse out there... and I don t really think they re unusually fat.

** Is it time to generalize already?I thought we did that right after lunch. **