You re in the west coast, so it isn t too late to fix your night.First: Go down town.Second: Score some angel dust.Third: Take it, go down to the park, and try to find a retarded kid and/or gorilla.Fourth: I guarantee you that within fifteen minutes the retarded kid will be a gorille.Fifth: Promptly forget this fact. You are now hanging out with a Gorilla. You ask the Gorilla So what chu want? Sixth: The gorilla says in your ear I wan get ****** up man. I wanna get ****** up. And so you take the gorilla back to your house, and all you have there to get ****** up on is more PCP.Seventh: Give the gorilla the PCP. Much to your dismay, the gorilla starts getting rowdy and destroys all of your dishes. When your girlfriend comes back, this incident will cause you to not get any for awhile. Sucks, but what else can a PCP-addled-gorilla do?Seventh: Tell the gorilla that you all have to leave, and ask him what to do. He says I wanna get more ****** up. ****, I know where we can get more ****** up, so we went down to this bar i go to a lot.Eigth: He went really well there, because he was making friends with the bartender and all and getting all sorts of free drinks. Eventually he got really smached and picked a fight with a dude. But he got totally beat down and the cops came.Ninth: The gorilla (pssst, it is a retarded kid) tells the cops what happened, and then you go to jail.Tenth: Lament about the loss of your girlfriend s sweet, artificially enhanced breasts.
LOL I like to hit up the gay clubs....I am a straight chic....since its gay friendly dudes arent up on ya...I like to go to neighbors, hot guys dancing in cages!!!
It is 7:15 am on a weekday. Whatever you do, stay off the road due to traffic.
look at some stupid questions that the people left on here..you d b surprised.think about what u want 4 christmas, video games, read, tv, music,do ur hair for no reason,u were being serious right?
sleep or be at the After Party humpin on some girls dancing to Hip Hop.