Yeah man, if your actually serious, I m sick of all the freaks living on the beach. Get off, it s illegal anyways.But as a joke, buy lots of beer from ABC stores, with money you stole from your mom, steal a tent from sports authority, and set up camp somewhere leeward. And don t forget to flip off the cops when they tell you to move!
1: Go to Hawaii2: Surf every day3: Be poor and homeless
First you make (or inherit, or marry) a whole lot of money. Then you can be a beach bum.
You don t. WE DON T NEED YOU. Living on the beach is illegal.
Move to Hawaii and live on the beach and beg.