Monday, December 8, 2008

Should i run away to new york? -

i live in nevada and i m tired of my family. i think i m going to run away to new york tonight with my boyfriend with 17 kids (all with different women, might i add), whom my parents have never even meant! i know: yikessss.

why new york?

Good idea. There are a lot more women in New York than there are in Nevada, so your boyfriend will be able to sleep with more women and father more kids here in NYC than he possibly can there. He s probably already running out of Nevada women.Also, the Jerry Springer Show s studio is nearby in Connecticut, and it makes sense for you both to live within a convenient distance.

Do not come to New York unless you plan to be a prostitute working the streets. This is one of the highest cost of living areas in the nation where the most miserable, tiny apartments cost over $1000/month. I get the feeling that you are either, A) Pranking me. or B) Young and very foolish. If B, as I surmise, a move to New York will end with a meeting with a Pimp, sweet-talking and an offer of shelter, followed by gang-rape and a life of sexual slavery.If you are a Christian, remember the story of the prodigal son. He had to swallow his pride and return home. It s time for you to do the same, or move in a shared apartment with a few friends and get a job.

NO! to run away is very dangerous! Please stay and give your parents a chance or get help from school or someone you trust.New York is a large city and there are strange and bad people would pray on kids. Please don t do it and get help.

Not yikes. But stupid for sure. (Sorry, it s true.) NYC will eat you a live. If you can t handle family disagreements over a boyfirend, you can handle the streets.

You know, or at least should know, that this forum is not open to twelve year olds. Questions like this is one of the reasons.

new york is a great place, but that s too many kids

What the hell man.